The Magic Ant Farm

And it's Gagarin Day! I remember when I was a tiny little xolo, back during the Cold War, our history texts didn't even mention Gagarin. They just noted (truthfully, if misleadingly) that Alan Shephard was the first American in space. This was before 'disinformation' was a word, so my friends and I had to simply be indignant over the omission.

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And tonight on Spindizzy, Oliver Otter calculated that a car would need to be going at 0.21C before the red light appeared green. Another alibi out the window.