Tales of Villainy!

Abramoff has copped a plea! Life is going to become much more exciting for ol' Dishonest Tom and his pals, I think. :D

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Maurice Clarett has gone from being unwanted to being very much wanted indeed. The story in the police report sounds much stranger than what was being reported in the media:

VICTIMS STATED THEY CAME OUT OF THE REAR OF THE CLUB TO GET SOME AIR AND A M/B APPROACHED THEM AND STATED HE NEEDED SOMETHING. BOTH VICTIMS THOUGHT THE MALE WAS DRUNK AND MIGHT BE SICK. THE MALE KEPT STATING HE NEEDED SOMETHING. THE MALE VICTIM STATED HE THOUGHT THE UNKNOWN MALE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A GUN ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS BODY ( IT APPEARED TO HIM THAT THERE WAS A BULKY ITEM UNDER HIS CLOTHING). THE FEMALE VICTIM STATED TOT HE SUSPECT " ARE YOU GOING TO ROB US?" THAT IS WHEN THE SUSPECT TOLD THE VICTIMS TO EMPTY THEIR POCKETS. THE FEMALE VICTIM HAD NOTHING IN HER POCKETS. THE MALE VICTIM HAD HIS CELL PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND THE SUSPECT TOOK IT. DURING THIS PROCESS THE SUSPECT RAISED HIS SHIRT TO EXPOSE WHAT THE VICTIMS THOUGHT WAS A .45 CALIBER HANDGUN BLACK IN COLOR. HE SLID THE GUN FROM THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS WAISTBAND TO THE MIDDLE AND KEPT IT RAISED TO SHOW THE VICTIMS THAT HE HAD IT. AT THAT POINT THE OWNER OF THE CLUB CAME OUT OF THE REAR DOOR AND SAW THE SUSPECT WHO SHE IDENTIFIED AS MAURICE CLARETT. THE SUSPECT GRABBED THE OWNER, A MRS. TASHONA N. CORVI AND HUGGED HER AND BEGAN DRAGGING HER DOWN THE ALLEY TOWARD THE VEHICLE HE FLED IN WHICH WAS A WHITE, SMALL SUV, POSSIBLY A FORD ESCAPE. THE VICTIMS STATED THERE WAS ANOTHER MALE BLACK THAT WAS STANDING NEXT TO THE BUILDING WHEN THE ROBBERY WAS TAKING PLACE AND WHEN THE SUSPECT FLED THE UNKNOWN M/B GOT INTO THE VEHICLE AND DROVE AWAY WITH THE SUSPECT LEAVING EASTBOUND ON MOUND ST.

And actually now it looks like he's been caught.

And I like that the getaway car was a "Ford Escape".