Sit and Spin
Dec. 23rd, 2006 04:55 amIf a Phoenix gets killed, does he come back to life if the body's cremated?
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If a Bat becomes an angel, does he then get a second pair of feathery wings coming out of his back?
How about a Bird?
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Maniacal Anecdotes of Thomas Edison. The man displays a much drier sense of humour than I'd have expected. My favourite:
"When the X-ray came up, I made the first fluoroscope, using tungstate of calcium. I also found that this tungstate could be put into a vacuum chamber of glass and fused to the inner walls of the chamber; and if the X-ray electrodes were let into the glass chamber and a proper vacuum was attained, you could get a fluorescent lamp of several candle-power. I started in to make a number of these lamps, but I soon found that the X-ray had affected poisonously my assistant, Mr. Dally, so that his hair came out and his flesh commenced to ulcerate. I then concluded it would not do, and that it would not be a very popular kind of light; so I dropped it."
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If a Bat becomes an angel, does he then get a second pair of feathery wings coming out of his back?
How about a Bird?
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Maniacal Anecdotes of Thomas Edison. The man displays a much drier sense of humour than I'd have expected. My favourite:
"When the X-ray came up, I made the first fluoroscope, using tungstate of calcium. I also found that this tungstate could be put into a vacuum chamber of glass and fused to the inner walls of the chamber; and if the X-ray electrodes were let into the glass chamber and a proper vacuum was attained, you could get a fluorescent lamp of several candle-power. I started in to make a number of these lamps, but I soon found that the X-ray had affected poisonously my assistant, Mr. Dally, so that his hair came out and his flesh commenced to ulcerate. I then concluded it would not do, and that it would not be a very popular kind of light; so I dropped it."