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Humiliating Tales of Failure!
Feb. 29th, 2008 08:45 amGenerally, when robbing a random passerby, you want a better weapon than a spork.
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Generally, when robbing a martial arts student, you want a better weapon than a bottle of cologne.
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Generally, when robbing a biker bar, you want a better weapon than a machete.
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Robber armed with a putty knife *and* a lighter!
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Generally, when robbing a martial arts student, you want a better weapon than a bottle of cologne.
*****
Generally, when robbing a biker bar, you want a better weapon than a machete.
*****
Robber armed with a putty knife *and* a lighter!
