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Saxophone Solvent
Jul. 1st, 2008 06:10 pmA meme of three things that one's friends are unlikely to have done, swiped from Loganberry Bunny:
1. I once fell backwards over a cliff trying to avoid being set alight by a malfunctioning weenie-roast fire. Fortunately, there was a lake at the bottom.
2. I once set my hair on fire, accidentally, by breaking the attic light bulb with my head. I did at least avoid falling down the stairs while flailing about squawking and beating out the fire*. I've caught fire more times than any of my friends, I think.
3. I once spent the afternoon chatting up the great Jim Hurtibise. Being on fire never came up as a topic of conversation, even though we've both been on fire (him more than me).
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Happy Canadia Day!
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* Had I fallen down the stairs and broken my neck while on fire, then the house would prolly have burned down around me, and I'm quite sure the broken light bulb would be put down to heat from the fire. I wonder if that case would ever have been solved.
1. I once fell backwards over a cliff trying to avoid being set alight by a malfunctioning weenie-roast fire. Fortunately, there was a lake at the bottom.
2. I once set my hair on fire, accidentally, by breaking the attic light bulb with my head. I did at least avoid falling down the stairs while flailing about squawking and beating out the fire*. I've caught fire more times than any of my friends, I think.
3. I once spent the afternoon chatting up the great Jim Hurtibise. Being on fire never came up as a topic of conversation, even though we've both been on fire (him more than me).
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Happy Canadia Day!
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* Had I fallen down the stairs and broken my neck while on fire, then the house would prolly have burned down around me, and I'm quite sure the broken light bulb would be put down to heat from the fire. I wonder if that case would ever have been solved.
