False Potatoe

I see Michael Jackson's on trial again. At least this time it's just for ripping people off, rather than child molestation. The man's found his calling as a professional trainwreck, I think. They should just extradite him to Bahrain, and the Sultan could chop off his head on pay per view. Everybody's come out ahead - the Sultan would get his money back, and Jackson would be (at least briefly) at the centre of the world's attention again.

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Yesterday afternoon I helped Blayze make a duct tape tailoring dummy. At one point, we opened the blinds to get more light. Later on, we turned on the lamp. Thus it was that the neighbors got a good view of Blayze wrapped up in duct tape, with me poking him with scissors while Odell sat there in his pyjamas watching. The neighbors absolutely stared, mouths open. They're speculating yet, I'm sure.

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China seems to be fortifying its border with North Korea.


The Beloved Leader is not like other men...

Edit: Nor, come to that, is the hat of the man to his right like the hats of other men...