Stoat of the Union

So, it's State of the Union night. What stunning deeds of mendacity will Obama manage? What 'game-changing' promises, never to be kept, will he use to amaze and reassure us? Will he lay the groundwork for an unprecedented second Nobel Peace Prize? Tune in to find out...


Edit: Best comment yet:

"can't he just say, "I blame Bush for everything" and cut out like 45 min of this thing? #sotu" -- Twitter user AdrienneRoyer