Superpositional Cheese Klaxon

This is curious. It's last Sunday's page from a German desk calendar, showing the Pope winning the lottery and thinking "Holy shit!* I'm resigning tomorrow!"

Literally, "Holy straw mattress".

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So, the Pope quitting, the Shit Boat, the Dorner Incineration, and the Russian Meteor. It's been a banner week for unusual news.