Those Indiana boys...
Dec. 1st, 2019 07:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rain_gryphonYou know, I love living in Indiana, but honest to God, sometimes...
Just up the road (about 7 miles) from here. Car broke a utility pole, careened across the road, smashed through a fence into a cemetery, then mowed down ten tombstones! Had he gone a bit to the left, he could have ended by plunging nose-first into that open grave.
Cops found the car owner staggering around the cemetery, more or less unharmed, but falling down drunk. He didn't know if he'd been driving the car. Per the paramedics, no - he had bruises from the passenger side belt.
A shame this didn't happen on Hallowe'en.
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Guy's got "crime pays" tattooed on his forehead. Police haven't found him yet.
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This is why we unload the gun, and make sure the chamber is empty before riding around in someone's car.
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Even the judges...
Just up the road (about 7 miles) from here. Car broke a utility pole, careened across the road, smashed through a fence into a cemetery, then mowed down ten tombstones! Had he gone a bit to the left, he could have ended by plunging nose-first into that open grave.
Cops found the car owner staggering around the cemetery, more or less unharmed, but falling down drunk. He didn't know if he'd been driving the car. Per the paramedics, no - he had bruises from the passenger side belt.
A shame this didn't happen on Hallowe'en.
*****
Guy's got "crime pays" tattooed on his forehead. Police haven't found him yet.
*****
This is why we unload the gun, and make sure the chamber is empty before riding around in someone's car.
*****
Even the judges...
