Saxophone Halves in Light Syrup

You'd think a welder would understand why you don't light a cigarette in an enclosed space with gas cylinders. You'd really kind of expect a welder to possess that knowledge...

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Foxes in Berlin.

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W's going to be at the Olympics. They should have special Olympic events for heads of state to compete against one another. That would be cool.

Algae and Locusts threaten the Olympics!