Ninety-Nine Dead Baboons

It's speculated that the Serbian water polo team may have thrown their qualifier against Italy to get into the bracket against the US, who were supposed to be the sacrifical victims. Our guys just destroyed them, 10 points to 5.

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I'm always bemused by the guys who measure where the javelins and hammers land. I wonder if any of them have ever been brained or skewered?