Back on January 9th, I was griping about how news outlets always describe any sort of firework as a 'firecracker'. http://www.livejournal.com/users/xolo/3044.html In the interests of fairness, here's a news outlet that doesn't. http://www.local6.com/news/2957654/detail.html The fellow apparently didn't realize that commercial shell fuses burn just a bit faster than consumer fuses. You gotta wonder how someone like this lives to be 35 years old.