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Rain Gryphon
The Mysterious Orient
The Mysterious Orient
Jul
.
22nd
,
2006
07:51 am
rain_gryphon
A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said on Friday.
You couldn't make this stuff up...
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2006-07-22 12:59 pm (UTC)
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Truly inscrutable...
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2006-07-23 05:09 pm (UTC)
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I keep thinking of the quote from 'South Park': "Dude, China's one fucked-up place!"
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2006-07-22 03:11 pm (UTC)
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Good lord, each bit in itself is craziness, yet all combined! Wo...
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2006-07-23 01:40 am (UTC)
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You should write a song about it.
Fun eau!
Date:
2006-07-24 01:59 pm (UTC)
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Anyone remember the headmaster
Who met complete disaster?
Trying to get money from trees
And his colleagues he wanted to please
Started up a huge fire
And on denial dismissed as a liar
The dude was in a serious mood
All this from igniting dog food
So remember when serving such food he calls
"It's no wonder dogs lick their balls"
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Date: 2006-07-23 01:40 am (UTC)Fun eau!
Date: 2006-07-24 01:59 pm (UTC)Who met complete disaster?
Trying to get money from trees
And his colleagues he wanted to please
Started up a huge fire
And on denial dismissed as a liar
The dude was in a serious mood
All this from igniting dog food
So remember when serving such food he calls
"It's no wonder dogs lick their balls"