Little Green Candles

[rain_gryphon]

Russell Means goes on the warpath. I thought he'd died of irrelevance years ago.

*****

The Vladimir Putin religion.

*****

Less than a week until Christmas :)

Comments

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

This is a silly action by Mr. Means: I hope he doesn't get some poor fools in serious legal trouble in consequence of believing in Means' grandstanding.

[xolo.livejournal.com]

This is a silly action by Mr. Means

Redundant.

[xolo.livejournal.com]

He was prominent in the 70s. I did honestly think he was dead.

[oliver-otter.livejournal.com]

He did some work on Pocahontas. The Disney movie, not the remains of the actual native princess.

[xolo.livejournal.com]

That might help to explain how they managed to make such a preachy piece of crap out of such a compelling love story.

[spaceroo.livejournal.com]

The Vladimir Putin religion.

I want my own religion. Or at least a sect. I'll draw the line at a cult, I guess.

[xolo.livejournal.com]

You could build a religion around Kangaroos. They have that nice, motherly aura to them. You could have trained Wallabies lolloping laong the aisle for the offering, letting people fill their pouches with money.

[oliver-otter.livejournal.com]

And your church could provide two different kinds of holy water at the same time.

[xolo.livejournal.com]

I should denounce you as a pervert, but then, I'm the one fantasizing about putting my hand in a Kangaroo's pouch, so...

[oliver-otter.livejournal.com]

Vladimir Putin goes to bed one night, and as he's falling asleep, the ghost of Josef Stalin appears before him. "Stalin," asks Putin, "what advice can you give me on how to make Russia strong again?"

Stalin's ghost replies, "First, have all the advocates of democracy rounded up, and have them shot in the back of the head. Second, paint all the rooms of the Kremlin sky blue."

Putin looks puzzled and asks, "Josef, why paint the Kremlin blue?"

Stalin's ghost laughs back, "I knew you wouldn't even have to ask about the first point."

(stolen from an article in Time magazine I think)

[xolo.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahhhh!!!