News from the Guardian!

[rain_gryphon]

Good news for Obama! Almost (but not quite) three out of four Americans are convinced that he isn't the Antichrist!

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Bad news for the Beloved Leader Jr! Hagel describes him as a "real and clear danger", a phrase ominously close to the magical "clear and present danger" that means we're allowed to blow him up.

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Strange news for fashionistas! A hoodie to keep drones from blowing you up! The Beloved Leader Jr. would look so... distinctive... in one of these.

Comments

[arcturax.livejournal.com]

Dunno if you saw this but thought you would find it amusing :P

http://www.local12.com/news/local/story/Easter-Bunny-on-Motorcycle-Pulled-Over-For-No/A9h5k28jak2eaHB6JXf1QQ.cspx

[xolo.livejournal.com]

I saw that, yes! I regret that (so far as I'm aware) it was nobody that I know.

[kitten-goddess.livejournal.com]

Fine by me if that whole cabal in North Korea is blown up - as long as no nukes are used. The fallout would not be worth it.