Meanwhile, Amongst the Commies...

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And the Sexiest Man Alive gets rid of some of the competition. It's being rumoured that this has the potential to become a much larger than average frumus, as some of his aides are purported to have escaped with documentation of the Beloved Leader's indescretions. The North Koreans have certainly, at any rate, strengthened their border patrols, apparently to keep anyone from getting out.