Golden County...

[rain_gryphon]

Actually, this is pretty much how I thought of my relationship with Flaster. I saw myself as the Lord High Cat, who owned all of the territory and all of the food, but generously shared with lesser cats. I think that's how it looked to him as well.

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You're in America at a movie theatre. Someone is annoying you with his texting. Do you

A. Ask him to stop?
B. Move to another seat?
C. Shoot him?

It *is* America, after all...

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I had pretty much expected that this was going on, but I'm disappointed to have it confirmed, and also to find that no-one seems to feel shame over it.

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"Anthony believes bigfoot is not ape man or a mammal at all, but a spiritual creature that can shape shift, but when it takes form eats pizza and defecates," Anderson wrote in his report..

Comments

[whiffert.livejournal.com]

Like John Wesley Hardin who ... shot a man just for snoring. Yeah, this is Murrica. Assault with popcorn deserves gunfire.

[bunny-hugger.livejournal.com]

Not that this in any way justifies C), but it does clearly say he tried A) repeatedly first.

[xolo.livejournal.com]

He could have saved time and effort by going directly to 'C'.