Rain Gryphon

Now, more than ever, it sucks to be from Cleveland.  Browns fans get free beer if their team wins a game this year..  The catch?  It's Bud Light.  One way or the other, they lose.

Certain wags are already pointing out that beer has a shelf life.

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 Beer deliverymen save guy's life.  They're more daring than I.  I'd be afraid I'd be blamed for making him jump if I offered him a Coors, much less a Coors Light.