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What a Massacre!
Jun. 7th, 2019 04:55 pmFrench coach looks dour.
French women all seem taller than the Koreans.
Koreans have decided not to go halfsies with the Tubby Tyrant's team this time.
The French have roosters on their jerseys, instead of hens. Hens would be better, IMHO. Actually, they should have Ettie.
I find myself cheering on the French, as I imagine Ettie playing on their team.
9' France 1-0. It's pretty obvious already how this is going to turn out.
27' I do not like the idea of stopping games for review to begin with, and like it still less when it produces bad results. That was such a monster kick, too!
34' France is pretty much suppressing Korea. France 2-0.
45' Only two minutes of stoppage time. They wasted at least three minutes on that review.
45 +2' Korean goalie might as well have been a cardboard cutout on that last goal. I wonder if she thought the half was already over?
France up by 3 at the half. Should be 4. French coach still looks dour.
62' Koreans manage a shot (barely) on goal. French goalie casually catches it. That's pretty well the high point of the game for the Koreans so far. If I were the Korean coach, I'd be resting my good guys for Nigeria at this point. This is a massacre.
69' Poor Korean coach is clapping and acting enthusiastic to keep his team pumped.
71' Korean goalie is hurt :( Not badly, it seems.
76' For Pete's sake, Korea... That was just sad. *I* could kick on goal from that range.
79' French player is double then triple-teamed by the Koreans in the corner. She comes out on top.
82' French coach manages a neutral expression.
84' 4-0 France.
90+3 French coach manages a slight smile. 4-0 France final. It wasn't nearly as close as that makes it sound. It could have been 8-0 if they'd pushed in the second half like they did the first.
French women all seem taller than the Koreans.
Koreans have decided not to go halfsies with the Tubby Tyrant's team this time.
The French have roosters on their jerseys, instead of hens. Hens would be better, IMHO. Actually, they should have Ettie.
I find myself cheering on the French, as I imagine Ettie playing on their team.
9' France 1-0. It's pretty obvious already how this is going to turn out.
27' I do not like the idea of stopping games for review to begin with, and like it still less when it produces bad results. That was such a monster kick, too!
34' France is pretty much suppressing Korea. France 2-0.
45' Only two minutes of stoppage time. They wasted at least three minutes on that review.
45 +2' Korean goalie might as well have been a cardboard cutout on that last goal. I wonder if she thought the half was already over?
France up by 3 at the half. Should be 4. French coach still looks dour.
62' Koreans manage a shot (barely) on goal. French goalie casually catches it. That's pretty well the high point of the game for the Koreans so far. If I were the Korean coach, I'd be resting my good guys for Nigeria at this point. This is a massacre.
69' Poor Korean coach is clapping and acting enthusiastic to keep his team pumped.
71' Korean goalie is hurt :( Not badly, it seems.
76' For Pete's sake, Korea... That was just sad. *I* could kick on goal from that range.
79' French player is double then triple-teamed by the Koreans in the corner. She comes out on top.
82' French coach manages a neutral expression.
84' 4-0 France.
90+3 French coach manages a slight smile. 4-0 France final. It wasn't nearly as close as that makes it sound. It could have been 8-0 if they'd pushed in the second half like they did the first.
