Rain Gryphon

So, today is the day in Indiana where you automatically earn a license to openly carry a pistol, just by existing (and not having committed a felony). There's every reason to believe, also, that when the Legislature goes into special session Wednesday, they're going to vote for a special distribution of $350 for each Hoosier taxpayer, so as to draw down the state's budget surplus.

What should I buy with my $350...?