Rain Gryphon

There are seasonal misfortunes that one may expect to read about every year. Fourth of July wouldn't be complete without a story about some numpty who blew himself up with fireworks. Should I decide to kill myself, and it's close to Halloween, I'll surely hang myself from a tree, and be mistaken for a decoration, as seems to be one of our modern-day national traditions. And likewise, the first snowfall of the year sees some repetition of this story. This one was even better than usual. Before burgling the house, the villain drove his car into a ditch, then just left it there, making his non-escape on foot through the snow.

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Looks like ol' Arsoney McArsonface is going to the clink! Elkhart County sentenced him to 50 years in prison, followed by 46 years probation. That was with a plea bargain. Apparently we get the next shot at him.

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Things that look like Hitler.

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