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Holy crap! Someone got tweezered to death! O.o I wonder what the actuarial tables say about perishing in a tweezer murder?

In general, I think, any cause of death that isn't in the actuarial tables can probably be characterized as 'bizarre', 'embarassing', 'awesome', or some combination of the three.

When she's in prison, everyone's gonna ask her what she's in for. And she'll reply that someone insulted her, so she killed them... with tweezers. And everyone will give her a very wide berth.

*****



(Middletown, OH) -- Saturday night, people in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road called police to report a woman wearing a cow costume was chasing kids, and blocking traffic. Michele Allen also allegedly urinated on the porch of one neighbor. When officers arrived, they told her to go home. But later that night, they found her again, in the 2400 block of Verity, standing in traffic. This time, officers say, Allen smelled of alcohol and swore at them. She was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Allen plead guilty, Monday morning, in Middletown Municipal Court, and sentenced to a month in jail.

http://www.700wlw.com/pages/localNews.html?feed=119585&article=4324072

The Smoking Gun has a better picture - she did indeed have a rubber udder :)

I am *so* proud to be an Ohio fursuiter!

Date: 2008-09-30 07:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pyesetz
I am *so* proud to be an Ohio fursuiter!

Furries—gotta love 'em!

Date: 2008-10-01 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xolo.livejournal.com
I'd like to invite her to Morphicon, but I'd get killed.

Date: 2008-09-30 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patch-bunny.livejournal.com
I wonder if she took the suit off before she peed on the porch.

Date: 2008-10-01 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xolo.livejournal.com
I was wondering that myself. If she left it on, did she have an SPH? Was she just that much into being a Cow, or was she just drunk? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Re: Regret

Date: 2008-10-01 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xolo.livejournal.com
One of the really eye-opening things about the internet is that somewhere, there's always someone who thinks X is erotic, for any possible value of X. That really seems as though it should have changed society more than it seems to have done.

Шикарный блог

Date: 2011-06-05 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garrattinav.livejournal.com
Автор +1Image (http://site-sex-znakomstva.ru/)

Спасибо за инфу

Date: 2011-07-07 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] litheaqafex.livejournal.com
Действительно интересно!Image (http://7wp.ru/)

Date: 2012-02-10 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samuelekut.livejournal.com
Занятно. Ждем новых сообщений на эту же тему :)Image (http://zimnyayaobuv.ru/)Image (http://zimnyaya-obuv.ru/)

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