Why Policemen Drink
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rain_gryphonHoly crap! Someone got tweezered to death! O.o I wonder what the actuarial tables say about perishing in a tweezer murder?
In general, I think, any cause of death that isn't in the actuarial tables can probably be characterized as 'bizarre', 'embarassing', 'awesome', or some combination of the three.
When she's in prison, everyone's gonna ask her what she's in for. And she'll reply that someone insulted her, so she killed them... with tweezers. And everyone will give her a very wide berth.
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(Middletown, OH) -- Saturday night, people in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road called police to report a woman wearing a cow costume was chasing kids, and blocking traffic. Michele Allen also allegedly urinated on the porch of one neighbor. When officers arrived, they told her to go home. But later that night, they found her again, in the 2400 block of Verity, standing in traffic. This time, officers say, Allen smelled of alcohol and swore at them. She was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Allen plead guilty, Monday morning, in Middletown Municipal Court, and sentenced to a month in jail.
http://www.700wlw.com/pages/localNews.html?feed=119585&article=4324072
The Smoking Gun has a better picture - she did indeed have a rubber udder :)
I am *so* proud to be an Ohio fursuiter!
In general, I think, any cause of death that isn't in the actuarial tables can probably be characterized as 'bizarre', 'embarassing', 'awesome', or some combination of the three.
When she's in prison, everyone's gonna ask her what she's in for. And she'll reply that someone insulted her, so she killed them... with tweezers. And everyone will give her a very wide berth.
*****
(Middletown, OH) -- Saturday night, people in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road called police to report a woman wearing a cow costume was chasing kids, and blocking traffic. Michele Allen also allegedly urinated on the porch of one neighbor. When officers arrived, they told her to go home. But later that night, they found her again, in the 2400 block of Verity, standing in traffic. This time, officers say, Allen smelled of alcohol and swore at them. She was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Allen plead guilty, Monday morning, in Middletown Municipal Court, and sentenced to a month in jail.
http://www.700wlw.com/pages/localNews.html?feed=119585&article=4324072
The Smoking Gun has a better picture - she did indeed have a rubber udder :)
I am *so* proud to be an Ohio fursuiter!
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Date: 2012-02-10 05:56 am (UTC)